10 – Definitely one of the best movies of the year!
9 – Wow! That was really great.
8 – A solidly good film
7 – Decent, but I won’t buy the DVD
6 – It had some good parts
5 – meh.
4 – I’m here for the popcorn only.
3 – A solidly bad film
2 – I couldn’t imagine this thing being much worse.
1 – Worst garbage I’ve seen in years. Excuse me while I wash my brain with bleach.
|Toni – Loves action films and Bert and Mt. Dew and sleeping and Frisbee and puppies.|
|Bert- Music and movie buff, misses going to scary movies. Nominates popcorn as a candidate for the perfect food.|
|Bad Idea Guy – An obsessive geek who thinks he has the perfect plan.|
|Prof. Keygrip – Our friendly old professor friend who can help to explain the nuances of the average film.|
|Equus Mortuus – A superhero who fights for creativity and inspired thought! Remember the saying about beating a dead horse?|